Chronic Procrastinator

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

You guys are dangerously close to realizing specifically what kinds of people they keep from voting and why.

Oh and we have privatized prisons which allow companies to actually make money off of keeping people incarcerated 

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

what if it was mario you utter fool

I go to the dick room, I expect to see dicks. Else I go apeshit

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

bro do you realize you met aliens

not unusual for a kmart

woc being gender conforming isnt like, regressive yall know that right? like woc r already seen as inherently more masc and more aggressive, esp trans woc who are disregarded even more than white trans women. so like. a woc being delicate n feminine isnt buying into gender roles and stereotypes lol its reclaiming femininity that we have consistently been excluded from bc of white supremacist beauty standards

Wow. Yet another thing about me that has a name…

nice try mario