she wasn't easy; she just trusted you

sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, i'm mature and i like you

can things stop happening for a while? in general

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

“they never explicitly looked at the camera and said ‘i am experiencing immense grief’ so how was i supposed to know??” i don’t know what to tell you, man. if a story doesn’t spoon-feed you the character's internal emotional state like a jar of mashed peas, you guys just willingly starve. subtext is not a myth, i promise it won't bite you.

You are entering a season where stars align and doors open with ease. Beautiful things are on the way.

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

The response a lot of conservatives have is that we have "turned away" from nature because modern society is "degenerate" and "perverts" human nature. So they'll argue that "two sexes" and gender roles are natural but feminism has "poisoned" women's minds. They see it as a sign of social ills that women aren't in the home as "happy" housewives. You'd have to convince them that women were not happy being second class citizens for much of history, but that is a tall order for people who don't believe in facts or logic.