The Same Old Story

Watchmen S01E07 An Almost Religious Awe

I just told you Dr. Manhattan is here, in Tulsa, walking amongst us as a human being, and you never asked me who he is.

Watchmen (2009) dir. Zack Snyder

S01E08 

Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Good joke.

Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross — LIFE ON MARS

“The Watchmaker’s Son.”

Watchmen S01E03 She Was Killed by Space Junk

“Forget the brick, new joke. Three heros die and they all show up at the pearly gates. God is there to decide what their eternal fate shall be: Heaven or Hell. Our first hero is dressed up as a big owl, and God says to him, ‘I gifted you the ability to make fantastic inventions. What did you do with this amazing talent?’ And owl guys says, 'I made this really awesome flying ship and lots of cool outfits and weapons, so I could bring peace to the city.’ And God asks, 'So, how many people did you kill?’ Owl guy seems offended, 'Zero.’, he says, 'I-, I didn’t take a single life.’ God frowns, 'Sorry, owl guy. You’re heart is in the right place, your'e just too soft.’ God snaps his fingers… and the hero goes to Hell.”

Rorschach’s Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “no.” Watchmen (2009) dir. Zack Snyder

So roll into Nixonville and round ‘em up, and drag their asses into the pod for interrogation.

Watchmen S01E01 It’s Summer and We’re Running Out of Ice

Watchmen (2019– )

You’re taking my money all over town placing bets? Uncut Gems (2019) dir. The Safdie Brothers

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