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Your frown deepens, running callused hands over the captchalogue card - now punched through with many rectangular holes.  Contained in the card was one of your many oil paintings - your favorite oil painting - starring the magnificent Bigfoot.  It was trapped, now, inside the captchalogue card; a metaphor, maybe for how Bigfoot is trapped within all of us.

You smile sadly, wiping a single tear away as you lay the card down next to the keyboard, and return to your computer where Nick is pictured on screen.  You click the Pesterchum tab, which is exploding with messages.

PB: uhhh Right sorry I was

PB: Saying my farewells to an old friend :')

PB: Let me check my guide!

You propel your computer chair backwards into a tower of magazines and comics, which immediately topple over. On top of the mess lies your SBURB game guide.  It was excruciatingly difficult to find (much like it was to find...well...anything on the game, period) but, after scouring the internet and several different outbidding situations on Ebae, you were able to hunt it down.  It was...surprisingly thin, and you had almost reached the end.  You haven't looked through all of it, but you have a feeling the game doesn't end here.

PB: okay Let's see...

PB: Yeah yeah that floating thing I believe is called a 'kernelsprite'

PB: and it says you're supposed to prototype something with it??

PB: Some examples listed are dolls, dead animals, grandmother's...ashes, Jesus...

My hand hurts so much but I had to get this done fhdkjsahfdsakj look at the babies

I was brainstorming a new artsy troll, because why not?

Design is super duper likely to change, cause I don’t like it much.  but I wanted to put the idea out there.

broke her horns for the SAKE OF ART and paints remaining nubbins whatever color she wants.

Alicpe: Be the light weight 

I WAS ACTUALLY JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY and I want to draw but I don't know if I'll actually do it so I will just describe lD

Despite his looks Aclese is also a big baby lightweight lD he gets schwasted and wants to kiss EVERYONE, on the mouth, on the cheek, on the forehead uwu

okay I know you said session stuff but I am going to BE A HUGE RAGING DOUCHE AND IGNORE THAT and demand ANCESTOR THINGS because ancestors are my favorite and I'm in love with out ancestor storyline uvu