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toddbot is consistently the funniest discord bot because you forget he’s there until you drop a phrase like “pre-order” in casual conversation and next thing you know there’s an image of todd howard reaching out to strangle you on your screen

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

furry noodles vs smooth noodles

The fact that Saurfang died in the middle of Brewfest. Imagine being some orc drunk off your ass and you’re wearing those magic brewfest goggles that makes everyone look like bikini babes and then suddenly one of the bikini babes starts giving a heroic speech and then gets blasted to little bits with magic purple fire before she even finishes.