Yes I am Judging You

Sexual Harassment!

Do you know what “See the Wolf” is a euphemism for? You will now.

Wolves are misunderstood.

The...forced worker...who was a...forced worker...yeah...

https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/168586995/write/658978706

Come spend your money here....or Zazzle.

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Spring!

https://www.redbubble.com/people/ehadams/works/29661498-black-white-and-gray-floral-print-1?asc=u&c=823068-spring-florals

Take that society.

You need something to write your bad....world;s best poetry in!

It’s not all pint and shot glasses.

Don’t encourage your stalkers by cheating on your perfectly normal, good enough for you, fiance with them.

Was it the Christ one? No, but...

If you’re under four or five there’s no mandatory things to like if you’re a girl or guy so shut up world, colors also don’t have gender or sex, some boys like pink, girls like blue and think it’s the best so shut up world it’s basic child development.

It’s not, and you wouldn’t want to be one.

Like your furniture? Don’t put a ring on it.

Presents can’t be naked.

Matching sets coming soon.

1. Minions (who know secrets).

2. You don’t get invited to baby showers or children’s birthday parties.

3. No need to sit in traffic.

4. Everyone always has your money.

5. You get to live in a castle.

6. You know what “Beyond” means in Bed, Bath and Beyond.

7. You can make people shut up, for a very long time.

8. You always make an entrance.

9. Haters are your motivators.

10. NO ONE EVER TRIES MAKING OUT WITH A PASSED OUT DRAGON!!!