Madalaine

There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids.

i once told my lecturer i liked his sweater vest and he said “thank you, it ended my relationship”

*talks about demons loudly in local diner*

“feminism is when my wife takes care of my daughter and I don’t help

I love how he assumes that post-natal abortions are a real thing.

they are and I’m about to postnatally abort ben shapiro

You are amazing

the fact that moray eels have a pharyngeal jaw that they can just…..move from the back of their throat is pretty fucking awesome but also terrifying. moray eels are filed under “sea creatures who i respect from a distance and that distance being on land from behind my computer screen”

#when the jaws open wide and theres more jaws in side thats a moray via @frogbong