(Final Pam voice) how’d your vibe check go, the Smiths? Pretty good it doesn’t seem

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

we suck the what out of what like what now

If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY

You don’t need to be mathematically illiterate to cry in math class.  You just keep taking higher and higher math until you cry.

Okay, but this is EXACTLY what it’s like when you say something a little “too ace” and people don’t understand. They say something seemingly harmless, and I feel like a freak.

this is most certainly gay activity op

Honey isn’t Jughead canonically asexual tho

This doesn’t just strike a chord with me, it’s the whole gosh darn song.

orochimaru's computer cursor is shaped like a kunai and i am absolutely dying over it, it looks exactly like the cursor i put on my computer when i was 13

if i was 13 again and heard the phrase “orochimaru’s computer” i wouldn’t even react i’d just turn to dust as if i’d been snapped.

HOLY SHIT OH YM GOD OH MY OG DFLSKDFJASSLDFKJDFSA

CURSED

Fuck you

It’s funny that we use skeletons as symbols of core human anatomy when our bones are just the scaffolding for something else.

autonomous spagetts

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

I can’t wait to watch this! <3

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

When people tell me, “Trust your gut! Follow your intuition!” Like, bitch, I have anxiety. My “gut” is usually telling me that everyone hates me and that I’m going to die. I can’t trust what that motherfucker tells me.