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please just read the whole thing
what a fucking ride

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all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful
When your partner is distracted by a cute guy in the round
When you see your team before checking postings

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sometimes i think “wow speech and debate sure is a fun activity” but other times i just think “why am i alone on a friday night googling cybersecurity puns for my friends congress speech” like ??????? what am i doing
When my friends preform their DIs
Senior ditch day was today and it was so lit sorry to say stuff about my personal life on here but like a fun life can totally exist on the speech off season!!! Like wtf!!! I'm so happy
When someone tells you to try a new event
me: in this state, I'll never get any work done
forensics kid: State's over sweaty 💁🏼💁🏼💁🏼 Doesn't matter if you got bronze 🎖 silver 🏅 or gold 🏆 or didn't break at all 😢😩😥 we're flying ✈️✈️✈️ to nationals in 1️⃣3️⃣ days 😲😲😲 Washington DC 🏙🌆🏙 Practice Practice Practice ❗️❗️❗️

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me: I don't feel well
forensics kid: Nationals in 1️⃣6️⃣ days ‼️‼️ Can't get sick ❌😷❌😷❌ Practicing with our Black Books 📓📓 and VAs 📮📮 Speech and Debate 🗣🗣 One Clap Everyone👏
Me: Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast-
Someone: Your round started five minutes ago.
Me: WALKING FASTER
Walking Out of a Round and Knowing You Won
And then you find out you actually lost
what she says: i hate my team so fucking much
what she means: i devote my entire life to this team, they are my source of happiness and i love them all to death. if u try to shittalk them in front of me, i will make ur life a living hell, so dont even try it.
“I wanna do debate because I like arguing!”

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How to make a character's death sadder
Don’t have them die of old age after a long, fulfilling life. Many people don’t even think of this as sad (note that this can still work if you have enough of the other factors).
Leave one of their major goals unfinished. The more enthusiastic they are about completing the goal, the sadder.
Give them strong relationships with other characters.
Make them fight against whatever is causing their death. Their ultimate loss is sadder if they struggle.
Kill them in the middle of their character arc.
Don’t describe their funeral in detail. Maybe it’s just me, but I find that long descriptions of funerals kill the sadness.
That’s enough Satan’s publisher…
>B)
7. If possible, try to kill them off in the middle of the story, so we had time to like them and we will have time to let the loss settle in.
8. Also, place surviving characters in a situation where having the deceased person there would help them get out. You can choose whether you will point this fact out or if you want the audience to make the connection themselves.
9. Make them die by sacrificing themselves to save someone they love from a danger created by the antagonist.
based on a few deaths that made me blub like a baby…
10. have their loved one, broken hearted, tell the team to stop fighting because “its over.”
11. have their pet come looking for them.
12. have their loved one perform a popular song at their funeral so it makes the fans cry whenever it’s played.
13. family witnessing the death and/or blaming themselves.
~ Mulan
so… let’s add some frustration to your dear readers’ sadness, shall we?
14. kill the character in the middle of making a joke, smiling, or expressing/experiencing joy/happiness.
15. make the character’s death slow and painful, but make them unable to call out for help even though they can literally see the other characters nearby.
16. after killing the character, have others think the character had betrayed them so they’d always hate them and remember them as traitors and never say nice things about them… Give your readers no chance to have group-therapy with other characters by making them the only ones who know the truth.
17. right before their death, show a side of them nobody has seen. (someone who is always tough and brave being genuinely scared of dying alone; someone who is always laughing being in tears before dying, etc.)
18. make them the only person who knows a big important secret that would help other characters in the story.
19. have them being lied to before dying. (thinking they’ve been betrayed; thinking they weren’t loved; thinking they’ve lost their loved ones, etc)
20. make the character very enthusiastic/passionate about a certain goal, constantly put stress on their goal, have them die unexpectedly before they can reach their goal.
and the best one…
21. have another beloved character kill them–better be a close friend to your character, one that absolutely nobody suspects, one that everyone can’t help but love, one who is always enthusiastic about things and encourages your character. THEN
reveal the truth only later when it’s too late and the a-hole character has already escaped.
have a cowardly character know the truth and never tell anyone else
have another character find out the truth and have them die before revealing it to others.
have the said character ^ not actually die, but go through something so they’d forget the friend of the deceased character is actually an asshole.
This way only your readers will know the truth, thus the frustration would be… most enjoyable for you.
Satan out.
Why just why
Me: Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast-
Someone: Your round started five minutes ago.
Me: WALKING FASTER