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Todayās Fun Fact:
Hair is stretchy.
If you hate this fact as much as I do, please do not come for me with pitchforks. I am merely the messenger.

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Just finished rereading Crooked Kingdom and Iām a little terrified at the fact that my opinions on the story and characters havenāt changed like at all.
Do I still think that Inej is the coolest person of all time? Yep. Am I still weirdly attached Wylan and desperately wanna kick in his dadās face for being the Worst Person to Ever People? Absolutely. Am I still slightly terrified of the Wyvil for absolutely no reason? You betcha! Do I still wanna steal Ninaās whole ass vibe? Uh-huh. Does Kazās backstory still give me nightmares and make me wanna rip my eyes out due to the sheer grossness factor? Well Iām not sure about the nightmares yet but the rest of it is definitely happening!
Either 3rd grade me had some amazing opinions or I havenāt changed nearly as much as Iād hoped.
Fun game for my fellow unhinged danmei fans!
Create a giant list of random ideas and terms completely devoid of context and make your friends guess if itās from a real, actually published danmei novel or just something you completely made up! Bonus points if they can guess what book itās from. If you wanna really spice things up you can throw some other media in the pile too and see what happens!!
Iāve actually done this a few times and they⦠totally donāt think Iām actually insane (tho tbf I did give them a summary of the first volume of Case Files like two weeks before so I think that ship has long since sailed.)
Hereās a Limbus Company crack theory I made up at like 4 AM:
Demian is secretly an abno who has taken on the dead form of Enoch (AKA Tiphereth 2) and is now running around doing random shit like pretending to be a schoolboy, stalking his pathetic loser of a boyfriend, and starting a secret cabal of people who wear blue pin-stripe suits.
Does this theory make literally any sense when you think about it for more than like ten seconds? Absolutely not.
Is it kinda funny? Yes.
Therefore I will be stubbornly believing this theory until something proves me wrong. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Ok Iāve thought about this theory some more, and I have more to say about it.
I donāt think Demian is just any old abnormality. No, no, no, I think that Demian is FUCKING APOCALYPSE BIRD.
(ok thatās kinda a lie. I more think Sinclair is apocalypse bird, but also Sinclair is technically Demian. I think? Idk man, I read Demian the book fucking forever ago, and I legit remember nothing except āholy shit this is so fucking gayā and ācanto 3 really gave me an inflated view of how important Kromer is in the overall narrativeā, so leave me alone)
This is mostly due to the fact that all the bird imagery in Sinclairās story obviously makes me think about the bird abnos. But it also makes me think of the note that Demian left Sinclair in the book, which reads āThe bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born must destroy a world. The bird flies to god. The god is called Abraxas.ā (Hesse 77). And while Iām sure these lines, like anything this asshole says, have like 17 different layers of symbolism to them (what? Iām not angry at all! Why would I be angry over the fact that deciphering anything this motherfucker says is like trying to read fucking Shakespeare in the original Early Modern English?!?!?), this idea of having to destroy your home to become your true self is just so apocalypse bird-coded to me. Like it just maps so well to the three birds having to destroy their home (the Dark Forest) in order to become their true form (Apocalypse Bird).
Like I said, this really just seems to prove that Sinclair is related to Apocalypse Bird, not Demian, but also Iām like 80% sure Demian is like Sinclairās alternate self or smth, so if Demian was an abno I think heād have to be either one of the 3 bird abnos, apocalypse bird itself, or smth completely new. Though ig he could also be The Little Prince abno, since he seems to also be based off of its story as well, but I havenāt read that story yet so I canāt really say anything about it.
Also, this is my reasoning for why I predict at some point my favorite disaster child is gonna get an Apocalypse Bird EGO. I donāt think this is gonna happen any time soon since the highest grade ego we currently have is WAW, but with the whole bird thing I think itās be criminal not to give it to him someday.
Hubert's eyes are a light green. But very solidly green.
OP, you might have a minor case of color blindness called tritanopia. It's a form of color blindness that effects blue-yellow processing.
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Huh. Interesting.
God it would be so funny if youāre actually right

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So you think Felix's hair is actually purple.
Out of curiosity, what color do you think Hubert's eyes are?
Wait are they not like a very yellowish-green? Like a even more so than lime green?
What even is color anymore?
Ok. This is has been killing me on the inside ever since I got into fe3h and I just need to say it.
FELIXāS HAIR IS NOT FUCKING BLUE!!! ITS FUCKING PURPLE!!!
Idk why everyone keeps telling me itās blue!!! Like at best itās indigo, but it is 100% more of a purplish indigo than it is a blueish one.
This may possibly the stupidest hill I have ever created, but by god am I willing to die on it.
Also, I am like 100% sure Iām not colorblind, but this would be such a funny way to learn that I am
Ok, to the person who informed me what Felixās hairās hex color was but whose message I have inexplicably managed to lose:
1. apologies. Tumblr fucking hates me. I honestly have legit no idea what I did. I think I might just be an idiot
2. Hex colors sure do fucking lie now. ļæ¼
Hereās a little ramble on why I think the best Johannes Cabal books are the ones where Horst is also in them. Spoiler warning for basically the whole series.
Johannes Cabal by nature is a character who works fine by himself but is really only at his best when he has a partner.
Now, that isnāt to say he isnāt a good character on his own. Heās still plenty entertaining even if heās doing evil deeds by himself. But his evil deeds and tetchy attitude tends to become a little one-note when heās the only major player. Personally, this is exactly why the Fear Institute was my least favorite in the series. It was still good, but after a while I got used to Johannesā general vibes and it started becoming less interesting after a bit. Honestly, by the middle of the book I was pretty bored. It wasnāt until near the end when everything started falling into place that my attention was recaptured.
He needs a foil, someone who is genuinely a friendly and nice person so that they can work off of each other. Having a good, moral person as a contrast makes both of their personalities shine.
Now in the series he has multiple different foils, but I will likely always like Horst the best. And it isnāt just because heās my favorite character.
Leonie Barrow works fine as a contrast. She got the job done in The Detective, and she was pretty good at it. But sheās not the best. She just doesnāt have enough personal drama with Johannes. Sure, sheās has a past with Johannes (*cough* cough* circus *cough* *cough*), but it just never felt personal enough to me. She is someone who Johannes wronged, very badly in fact, but thereās frankly thousands who have been wronged just as badly or even worse than her.
Horst on the other hand is super personal. Heās practically the only family member who still talks to Johannes, and he was literally locked in a crypt by him for eight years, with nothing to do but sit with his own thoughts and be bored. This mix of bitterness because of what Johannes did to him, protectiveness because at the end of the day heās still his little brother, righteous rage as Johannes continuously does horrible acts without a lick of remorse, and hope that maybe, just maybe, he can redeem himself and get better, is just so overwhelmingly entertaining and creates such a tense but at the same time loving dynamic.
My favorite example of this might be in the Brothers Cabal, which fun fact is my favorite book specifically for this scene. Throughout this book, Horst is very obviously conflicted about his relationship with Johannes. He is constantly in struggle between his righteous fury and⦠I wouldnāt call it regret per se, but it was certainly sadness over the general situation. He thinks he did the right thing, but at the same time, Johannes is his brother and he just doomed him to an eternity of suffering. Then thereās the added wrench of being told that Johannes has saved the world multiple times since Horst died, and now thereās this tiny flicker of hope that maybe Johannes can be redeemed.
And then, at the end of chapter ten, after Horst gets a bunch of dreams of what Johannes is up to in the Fear Institute, we get honestly what I consider to be the best lines in the entire series, āAt 14:35, with the sun up and storming down rays of purifying light that pitter-pattered hopelessly upon the darkness, the vampire Horst Cabal awoke. He awoke in fear and mourning for a death too close, and with tears filling his eyes. He awoke with the name of his brother, Johannes, on his lips.ā (Howard 121).
And this line is honestly what truly gave Horst the Best Character Award in my eyes. Because even after Johannes shoved him into a crypt for 8 years, and even after Horst tried to doom Johannes to eternal suffering, and even after all these two have done to hurt each other, at the end of the day, Johannes is still his little brother whom he loves very, very dearly, and if heās in trouble and needs Horstās help, Horst is going to try and save him.
Shout out to last November me who started writing a silly fe3h fanfic for nanowrimo, planned out like 20 chapters in 2 sleep-deprived days, wrote 3 chapters, and then got bored and gave up!!!
Honestly I kinda wanna look back at it but I might also cringe myself to death
Ok. This is has been killing me on the inside ever since I got into fe3h and I just need to say it.
FELIXāS HAIR IS NOT FUCKING BLUE!!! ITS FUCKING PURPLE!!!
Idk why everyone keeps telling me itās blue!!! Like at best itās indigo, but it is 100% more of a purplish indigo than it is a blueish one.
This may possibly the stupidest hill I have ever created, but by god am I willing to die on it.
Also, I am like 100% sure Iām not colorblind, but this would be such a funny way to learn that I am

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Yāall remember when Arthur basically proved how he already had feelings for Merlin as early as S1 EP4 when he traveled to the caves of Mount Argeaus in the forest of Balor to get that morteaus flower to save Merlinās life?
Yeah, me too
I absolutely love that episode! š§”
I hope you donāt mind, but I wanted to add a few of my favorite Merthur book moments from that episode.
The episode really doesnāt capture the Merthur (š) moments in as much depth as the novel.
My favorite line: Justice was the kingās responsibility; Merlin was Arthurās
Arthur thought that exactly line when he was picking up Merlinās unconscious body and carrying him to the physicians room. š
Other favorite moments:
- Arthur noting that Merlinās body had become still and lifeless after the convulsions, therefore he had become rather heavy. Yet, Arthur admits to himself that he would have carried him as long as necessary.
- Arthur mentally yelling at Gaius to ādo something!ā Because heās freaking out over Merlin struggling to breathe.
- Arthur helping Gaius to remove Merlinās jacket and loosening his tunic as he tries to help him deal with the fever.
- Arthur admitting to himself that he didnāt see any handholds in the rock over by the Mortaeus flower and yet simply trusting there would be something over there when he jumpedā¦because he was desperate to save Merlin.
- Arthur admitting to himself that there was āa connection between themā (not that he would tell Merlin, of course).
Arthur didnāt want Merlin to die. (āwantā is emphasized purposefully in the books text)
- Arthurās every instinct was urging him to defy the king and rescue Merlin.
Arthurās āheartā was telling him it was the right thing to do.
- Arthur admitted to himself that heād never lightly volunteer for humiliation in the stocks and yet doing it for Merlinās sake.
- After Merlin was saved, he admitted to himself that he sensed the bond tying him to Arthur connected them more closely the. heād imagined.
He also knew they would never be able to put any of it into words, or even acknowledge it to each other.
(Source: The Poisoned Chalice book)
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IM SORRY THERE ARE BBC MERLIN BOOKS?????? HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS????
The truth is Kilgarrah was just bored.
No truer words have ever been said
So hereās a fun fact I learned today:
Despite my original beliefs due to only having knowledge on the INTERPOL from Chase Devineaux from Carmen Sandiego, it is not actually just the French version of the FBI. In fact, INTERPOL is actually an international organization that has sections across the globe.
And do you know where I learned this information??
FROM. A. FUCKING. YURI ON ICE FANFICTION.
I JUST WANTED TO READ SOME NICE SILLY FLUFF AFTER I REMEMBERED THE MOVIE AND GOT SAD. I DIDNT THINK ID ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING FROM IT!!!
God I really an American, arenāt I?
(btw the fic is called Confidential Information by Adrianna99 if you were curious. Itās about Yuri #1 being a INTERPOL agent secretly disguising himself as a figure skater. Itās pretty interesting though I am a little on edge since the guy who I thought was the criminal just got arrested but we still have like 1/5th of the fic left so Iām not sure anymore.)
Edit: OK I JUST FINISHED THE CHAPTER I WAS ON AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! THIS SHITS WILD!!!
Hereās a Limbus Company crack theory I made up at like 4 AM:
Demian is secretly an abno who has taken on the dead form of Enoch (AKA Tiphereth 2) and is now running around doing random shit like pretending to be a schoolboy, stalking his pathetic loser of a boyfriend, and starting a secret cabal of people who wear blue pin-stripe suits.
Does this theory make literally any sense when you think about it for more than like ten seconds? Absolutely not.
Is it kinda funny? Yes.
Therefore I will be stubbornly believing this theory until something proves me wrong. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
I may have no experience or knowledge in taxidermy, but the idea of books bound by human skin is fascinating to me. Like, I feel like it would be much harder to get a single continuous sheet to human leather from an arm of leg, in contrast to the back, meaning it would probably be worth more. Would people charge more or less for tattooed skin? Are there corrupt human skin booksellers selling human skin books with the covers that have just a bunch different pieces glued or stitched together, like those pieces of wooden furniture that are just made from scraps of wood all glued together into one sheet?
Someone who has experience in taxidermy or books bound in human skin please let me know.

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ā¦Uhhh, Iām alive!!!
Yeah itās been⦠a while. Honestly, I just l forgot this was a thing at all sooooo.
Iāve started working on a sequel to āItās Over, for Nowā Hereās a little excerpt!
Anthony opened the next door. This one led to a large storage room, with shelf-covered walls extending several stories. Standing precariously on a ladder rifling through a cardboard box was a young man, looking no older than 20, with curly brown hair pulled back into a small ponytail.
ā...umm,ā Anthony began. With a loud screech, the figure whipped his head around to look behind him, but quickly lost purchase on the wobbly ladder. He fell impossibly quickly, before hitting the stone with a loud crunch. Anthony winced, hearing the distinct splat of brain hitting stone.
āUh, is he dead?ā Miho asked, peering up from around Anthonyās shoulder.
Maritza snorted. āHe just fell from a four-story tall ladder onto stone - what do you think?ā
(RIP Amara. Heās technically ok, but having your skull cracked open canāt be good for you)
(Also, idk if I mentioned this, but LoV is actually finished. I posted a chapter on AO3, forgot about it for like a month, realized I didnāt want it on AO3, deleted it, and now itās been sitting in my Google Drive for like 4 months. I donāt really know what Iām gonna do with it. Maybe Iāll post it on here or something)
More comic practice. Credit to @reyneluvirith for the scenario