how might mikey handle a newer customer flirting with bunny? maybe with that scenario where she’s out by the dining area coloring and she thinks he’s just being nice and chatting but Mikey knows better
he’s handling them by weirding them out and making them extremely uncomfortable. he doesn’t need to hear the conversation to know the customer is flirting either bunny!reader. you’re cute, sweet, smart.. everything about you is appealing, he can’t blame the guy, but doesn’t mean he appreciates some random man harassing you when you’re intently coloring.
“hey, babygirl,” mikey pulls a silly tone, making you smile as he walks up. he barely acknowledges the customer, only offering a dismissive nod. “you keeping yourself busy while your old man works?”
“hi, dad. yeah, i’m just doing my workbook,” your reply is casual and unassuming. how are you supposed to know this guy is flirting with you?
mikey slides into the chair next to you, the smell of his cologne mixed with tobacco permeating the air around you. your lungs fill, mikey’s signature scent familiar and soothing. “let’s see what you’re working on, baby.”
his lips attach to your temple, then your cheek, then the corner of your mouth as you take him through all your completed pages. he hums in approval, making comments about how talented his daughter is in between kisses. you don’t notice the customer walking away with a disgusted face, or mikey’s proud facial expression when the customer leaves without picking up his order. he probably won’t be back, but he wasn’t welcome in the beef anyway.