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hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

I feel personally attacked.

i have literally no understanding of why computers work. how the fuck are a bunch of ones and zeroes which represent basically an on/off switch, going 2 translate into Video Games. thats like if i just flickered the lights in my bedroom real fast in a specific order and then suddenly i was playing skyrim. 

{videogame = true}

That is, literally, what a computer is. If you could flick your lights in your bedroom about twelve billion times a second, in a specific order, you could in fact suddenly play Skyrim in your bedroom.

#i guess you can truly play skyrim on anything

Please don’t give Todd Howard anymore ideas. Please.

Please port Doom to my bedroom

👏 Don’t 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 gamer 👏 if 👏 you 👏 can’t 👏 play 👏 doom 👏 on 👏 a 👏 lamp 👏

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

dude.

this is art

like this post if that you worked at Starbucks and Jared Leto came in for a coffee you’d act like you’d have no idea who he is because you think that it would really annoy him and that when you ask for his name to write on the cup he’d be like “it’s Jared Leto” and then you’d be like “I only need your first name” and then you write Jacob on the cup.

Carly Rae Jepsen makes music for the romcom we’re all meant to be in. Like, lock eyes with someone across a room, and Miss Jepsen will pop out a corner with a synthesizer and narrate the scene. She knows your heart.

go off…

Mood

Power move: using your healthy coping mechanisms to help foster an environment where you are better able to rid your self of the destructive ones