Self-Appointed Mushroom King

Damian, Stephanie, Duke, Jason, Tim, Cass, and Dick versions. This chart is very dependent on the comics I've read and my preferred eras/interpretations, because it's hard to distill everyone's feelings about Bruce Wayne into one single position on a 2D chart. I had the time of my life placing some of these... Open to change!!

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

i'll go first i have 103

godspeed soldiers 🫡

I will not be taking any questions at any time about this

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

complete silence for like 3 seconds. the french prime minister sheepishly raises his hand and stratt smiles for the first time that week (grace buries his entire head behind his laptop screen for wont of a better option, like jumping straight into the sea)

Ilya just sits back and lustily watches his husband destroy their friends at volley ball, wrestling, tennis, broom ball, and ultimate frisbee. Shane participates in an all pro athlete Ninja Warrior event to raise money for charity and Ilya can’t watch the clips of Shane flying through the course like a bat out of hell unless he is able to fuck Shane immediately after it ends

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

narrator: they were not, in fact, normal about her.

I don't know what's happening to me.

Jax but I make her bow increasingly bigger

Based on a real conversation I had before it clicked in my head 🏳️‍⚧️