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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

modern aus are great don't get me wrong BUT stede bonnet and edward teach were made for a 1970's au where they meet in a greenpeace type of expedition in the ocean because ed is one of the first environment experts fighting against climate change to ensure the level of the sea doesn't get high enough to let thousands of people living in islands like the one where he grew up without a home and stede is using his new found liberty after his divorce to do what he always wanted to do but his father prohibited and that's being a marine biologist ( and also get a boyfriend), without even needing to change the soundtrack of the show

love how you can tell edward can't even fathom the fact people don't find stede fascinating as fuck

i did it. i caved. i watched the gay pirate show.