Macaulay Culkin alive in serbia

i was so normal and neurotypical today and hardly went to the shadow realm at all

*Hades voice* Do Not Limp Your Wrist at Me, Boy

I’ve exhibited behavior that doesn’t even exist yet 

"let men be friends" no i'm forcing them at gunpoint to kiss. with tongue

I do feel like it’s important to make one calculated bad decision a week. For your health.

You know what? You’re right

help I’m trapped in the shadow realm

Got another one girls

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

riverdale is twin peaks except with none of the interesting parts

riverdale is twin peaks except every character is james