actual human person,

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

Children aged 36-48 report their lives as “better than nothing I guess.”

As a Catholic, I'm just gonna be honest-- I'm sick of the LGBT community's constant discourses on sexual morality, kink, foreplay, what type of sexual deviance is morally acceptable, what type of overt sexual display is appropriate for public spaces. I was recently in wal-mart tire center.. can't think of a more mundane, inoffensive third space.... Wal-mart. Tire center. Well guess what? Yup,"Radioactive" on the PA. If you didn't already know, Dan Reynolds professes the heresy of Arius. I did NOT consent to listen to Heretic's music while waiting for my tire rotation, and I feel very hurt and moreover harmed by this. And you're all worried about... What? Running into a gimp at Pride? About going for a tinkle in the club and seeing some asscheek? Get a grip sweetie, and a life while you're at it. Some of us have real problems.

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

you must defeat my several exes which I refrain from passing moral judgment upon out of a place of empathy but whom definitely acted in ways that, although understandable within the context of their life and the forces they were subject to, inflicted a lot of deep wounds I did not deserve to delicate parts of myself which have not and may never heal. if you want in my boy hole, that is.