*Insert cool name here*

When you decide to come to school high on the wrong day

ahahaha this is great XD

one of my goals in life is to have someone really special in mind whenever i hear the song “can’t help falling in love” and that someone hasn’t come along yet but i’m hopeful

mine has 😌

One of my clearest high school memories is of the time I asked my freshman bio teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said “assassinated”

do you ever hear a song and think, i wanna make stuff that feels like this

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

This just changed my life.

The lasagne one has opened my eyes

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time