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i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

Dana White is the head of the UFC. He is buddy-buddy with Vince McMahon, head of the WWE. Vince McMahon is the husband of Linda McMahon, the head of the Department of Education. This tracks severely.

i fucking hate it here god nuke us all

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

it’s gonna be so anticlimactic when somebody finally succeeds

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

this combined with people reading a boatload of fanfic between seasons then coming back to the show & getting upset that their headcanons aren’t canon… disappointment is a normal feeling but I also feel like people put themselves through unnecessary stress watching shows they clearly do not like

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

Door break

what's up man

man I hate this fuckass country so much

reblog if you hate your country

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait