バファロ・ウエルシャーク whaleshark

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

Another fucking bone thief?

MDMA

when i made this i literally didn’t even realize i misspelled lesbian as “lesgan” what the fuck?? what the fuck??

Wlw culture is not being able to spell

this is the funniest addition thank you

reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

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The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

me having a depressive episode

me having a depressive episode