previously magswoods

When I was your age, I'd get angry all the time… you know?  Kids thought it was funny, so they'd steal my things and push me around.  I was kind of small.  So I'd get angry and… and hit somebody.  Teachers would get mad.  You know, they never saw what the other kids did.  Everybody thought I was… terrible, even Smurf.  I guess maybe I was pretty awful.  The only person that was nice to me was my sister.  Your dad was the second.  And then your mom.  I promised them I was gonna take care of you and I'm gonna do that, okay?

"It looks like two old white guys poached our patient."

-Mr. Bracket, weren't you up for this Teach of the Year thing? -Ineligible. Mr. Brackett is no longer an employee here. […] We felt… the community felt, that it was a question of… influence. It's ok to be this way or that way at home, but Mr. Beckett, after all, is- was a teacher. -Oh, so you're thinking of the students? Ok, so what you're saying is since Mr. Brackett's gay that he's gonna like send out some kind of voodoo vibes or gay microwaves and make everybody else gay? -In a… in a… crude… crude manner of speaking. -Well, seniors, you've all had Mr. Brackett. Is that how it works?

-No regrets? -None whatsoever.