back on the bad list

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

how others feel about your boundaries is not your responsibility

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

who’s been here since 2011-2014?

one thing about fanfic writers is that they'll write the most beautiful poetic shit ever and it'll be tagged as cock and ball torture

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

One of my favourite things about Exy is that it's a co-ed sport. They really out here like 'we do not give a fuck what your gender is. Can you take a punch?'