if you go to wafflehouse at 4:34 am every other thursday and request the overeasy eggs with extra bacon the waitress will instead bring you an envelope which will contain your last words on earth

you open the envelope and it says “I’ll have the overeasy eggs with extra bacon, please”

idk how you guys can send anon hate, like i can’t even send a nice anon without being scared that i didn’t hit anon and now they know

Thank you for showing the truth. 

you kids wanna buy some drugs

*anime school girl voice* Nyah-desu~!

I’m sorry about that my inner anime slipped out, I’ll try to hold it in better from now on.

Yep, that’s exactly how if feels, especially this year.

Kill You

holy shit i’m so fucking sorry please spare my life please i beg of you

It’s a shame at how accurate this is