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*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*

You know, that’s fair

only 6 more sleeps until christmas

Christmas is in 16 days

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

pull yourself up by the jockstrap

pull yourself up. by your boobstraps.

committing the taboo by alchemizing myself bigger tits