I eat ass, I eat a lot of ass!!

Hang on. I think I've cracked the code

i feel like my continually deepening preference for identifying with terms like transsexual, dyke, faggot, is in part because theyre the least likely to be marketed back to me by old navy

does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. i’m here when i’m here

I'm not above reblogging my own selfie thank you

some ppl need to come to terms with the fact that they did in fact bully people online for fun when they were young, instead of dressing it up w nostalgia or retroactively inventing a noble reason for it years after the fact. yeah, the internet of the aughts was a fucking vicious place all over. yeah, we all do hurtful things out of spite or self-centeredness from time to time, especially when we’re teens, and yeah, plenty of us who are currently in our 20′s or older would not remotely agree with the views and opinions of the person we were at age 15. but you still have to call a spade a spade if you’re going to talk about it.

why are people not tagging their adjectives??? ಠ_ʖಠ

That shit yurted

I don’t understand the point of both being gay men if you don’t wrestle like I don’t understand what we are doing here like wrestle me until it’s time to makeout like a real fucking man

wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

like a wizard

When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard

if i had a nickel.........

The mcu has so deliberately tried to scrub the jewish origins of comics off of their pristinely polished mass consumption content because jewish creators were too left leaning so the mere idea that they could be making actual statements with their content instead of just paying lip service to the idea of subverting the modern superhero narrative while never actually changing their factory line formula is both laughable and insulting

Italians with a cold be like babba bia :/

Sometimes, manwhore monday lasts all week. (I love it thank you)