Here for a queer time, not a long time.

Thranduil: So tell me, Aragorn.

Aragorn, terrified: ........

Thranduil: How was the weather in Mordor?

Aragorn, about to hyperventalte: .............. it was fine, King Thranduil.

Thranduil: Good, good. I'm glad.

Aragorn, physcally unable to make eye contact: hhhhnnnnnnnggngnn

Thranduil: Now perhapes you could tell me the EXACT thought process you had that convinced you to bring my ONLY CHILD and the entire HOPE for my kingdom, our ONLY PRINCE to the very gates of Mordor? Was it because the sun was out? Did you see TWO giant balls of fire and get confused? Tell me, Aragorn, I admit, you've peaked my intrigue.

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