don't forget to let your life rot you inside out

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

jackie kennedy… very unattractive woman… and her existence is defined by her junkie boyfriend getting his brains blown out in the back of a Lincoln… very white trash

you literally fucking remind me of a stupid dumbass

i like when wikipedia pages for bands have that little chart at the bottom where you can see how they’ve been ritualistically cannibalizing their drummer every 3-5 years since 2007

i love u millennial women. remember homestar runner with me.

what is a group chat if not a socratic seminar