I Know Nothing

everyday i think of instant gratification monkey

Imagine getting dunked on so hard you get raided on suspicion of human trafficking.

just got back from therapy. they diagnosed me as a sick individual who was born under a bad star. and theres nothing they can do except let my presence continue to be a plague upon the earth.

what’cha doing?

Permanently ruining my life every single minute of every single day

cool me too

Tumblr is collectively doing this thing where we’re an old woman in the village minding our business and making our soup but the new gentrified neighbors want to come over and see if we’re interested in starting a Home Owner’s Association and so now we gotta pretend to be a crazy old lady who does devil sacraments and maybe will come to stand in front of their house at night and stare in their windows if they talk to us.

you say that like we didn't before - it's soup by day, sacrament by night

A granny in the sheets, Baba Yaga in the streets

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

behold a man