Princess Evie

And then she takes the armor off to reveal she’s absolutely ripped.

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This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

Or you can just…. turn your head around. Has the OP actually DONE doggystyle cus this has literally never been a problem for me.

I…definitely dont have the ability to turn my head that way to make eye contact in that position.

i mean not like an OWL but your partner in th rear can lean over and toward you to make this happen!!!

Cosmo Sex Tip 666: just go full on exorcist on a bitch, nothin hotter than demonic possession

Really Shake Things Up in bed by dislocating all of your joints and crawling away onto the ceiling! Your man will love it