totally correct Payday quotes

Clover: Get me a vodka rocks. Hoxton: Clover, it's breakfast. Clover: And a piece of toast.

Bain: ...and then he puts himself into a pickle! Funniest shit ever

Sokol: *gestures to 20 dead bodies* Sokol: Why on earth would you think this is a good idea?!? Jacket: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Sokol:.......oh. Jacket: I don’t know how you keep forgetting that.

Houston: You want some tea? Hoxton: Of course i wanna tea YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD

Joy: Is it true that Jimmy once spent three days in the van waiting to scare Houston? Jimmy: No Houston: It was five

Sokol: I think i need to be alone right now [later] Sokol: Thanks for being alone with me, Jacket

Hoxton: I’m a victim of a hate crime Bodhi: Houston talking is not a hate crime Hoxton: Well i fucking hated it!

Duke: What state are you in? Wolf: Constant anxiety Clover: Denial Hoxton: Perfection Sangres: …California?

Dragan: The first rule of the basement... Sokol: Never tell anyone about the basement? Dragan: No, don't touch our shit.