May 24
#r u srsly selling poisoned candy that turns people orange#wtf is in it lethal amounts of acetaminophen#bc girl you are just jaundiced you are going to die#make your skin change color with mystery drug gummy bears so people will think you've seen the sun this year#sike bro lol i move from one dark box to another like a rat in a maze i'm not even trying to escape from anymore#and all the other rats have also been in dark boxes for so long that they think that's what people who get sun exposure look like#sure right#this is fine yk i wake up and they show me this shit and i see it and i guess my heart keeps beating yk so it's fine#induce a little jaundice to look good for the party like the tapeworm weight loss strategy fad of yesteryear#see it's all perfectly fine continue to use your device comfortably and in accordance with our terms of service#the future is worse
