recidivist

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

The only species that can regularly kill you also regularly ventures into your territory with boxes full of delicious food and falls asleep without securing them. Some of them might use their loud-death-sticks on you but odds are good if you show up at night they'll just run away screaming and you get all their food.

i was meant to be a 500 year old tree