hail satan, at least he keeps a promise

my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something

lolcows are such a display of the unbelievable mass cruelty people are capable of when given the chance

Pushing some of the most vulnerable mentally ill people to the very edge until they eventually do something egregious and then these people say “see they were a bad person all along so it’s fine to treat them this way”

snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

that didn't work. okay. time for plan b *gets down on my knees and starts tying my hair back*

your racist uncle just bathed in dragons blood, rendering his flesh impenetrable by blade or bullet. luckily some divine force, call it entropy, pulled a leaf from its branch and let it rest on your uncles shoulder blade as he was bathing. you know what to do. find this spot, and drive the electronic turkey carver through it. it is your destiny

"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!

thank you but this also outdated she's nordic now

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Oh it’s pride month? Guards. Bring me the asexual Nicki Minaj post. I wish to view it.

if we were hedgehogs would you be in a dilemma with me