In a Nutshell

Sanji- *busts through the door so hard he nearly breaks it*

Kaya- *startles, drops her book, gives Sanji an incredibly unimpressed look*

Sanji- *red faced and panting, with blood running down his chin, looking like he just got into a fight, staring at Kaya like he was personally betrayed*

“…..”

Kaya- *stares back, still very unimpressed* “….”

Kaya- “Did you need-“

Sanji- “Zoro kissed me in the middle of a fight. And I liked it so I kissed back and then we just started-“

Kaya- Sanji, I love you, but I do not want to hear details.”

Sanji- “Oh no, we didn’t- I mean… we didn’t get that far…”

Kaya- “Well, that’s fortunate. But I’m guessing it would have gone that far if something didn’t happen to stop you two. So, what else happened?”

Sanji- *growing steadily redder, looking like he’s about to melt into the floor*

Kaya- “Oh dear, you’re not looking so good, shall I get Chopp-“

Sanji- “NO DO NOT GET CHOPPER…. I mean I’m feeling fine, you don’t have to get him.”

Kaya- “…..”

Sanji- “………….”

Kaya- “…. He walked in on you, didn’t he?”

Sanji- “….yes”

Kaya- “Did he try to show you the power point?”

Sanji- “…..maybe”

Kaya- “So why are you in here? He would normally have locked you two in the infirmary by now.”

Sanji- “Because he went after Zoro first. I had enough time to escape. I need you to hide me.”

Kaya- “I’m afraid it’s too late for that my dear.”

Chopper- *Bursts through the now cracked door in muscle point, holding an armful of pamphlets, as well as a banana and a condom*

Chopper- “Sanji….”

Sanji- *shrieks like a small child, makes a final sad attempt to get away as he’s dragged out of the room by his collar*

Kaya- *sips her tea, goes back to reading*

Kaya- “I’ll pray for you both.” *now more quietly* “Good for them…”

Knock those fuckers down. Climb a pole and snip the cables. Spray paint them. Cover your face. Don't back down. Humans are not a docile species, and this is a war against human sanctity.

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The sharpest, best-trained pilots make worse decisions when they're tired or sick or stressed out, so there's two of them. The most dedicated and experienced air traffic controllers garble an instruction over the radio sometimes, so pilots are trained to always repeat clearances back to catch misunderstandings quickly. The best and brightest maintenance mechanic still overlooks a screw or misconnects a wire once or twice in her career, so aircraft systems are built with two or three or four layers of redundancy, and pilots are exhaustively trained to deal with failures safely. 

“𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍….? 𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝. “

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I rewatched the marineford arc last night. Why? WHY do i do this to myself 😭😭