bibity bobbitty your bones are now my property :)

Fun facts about the cactus!

I'm a pole dancer! (Not a stripper there's a difference)

I've been indoor skydiving

I have a bunny his name is Peter.

I am a girl scout

My camp name is CongaBerry

I can play the ukulele

Music artists I like!

I'm Nigerian

Ajr

Doechii

Egg

Elio mei

Jorge Riviera-Harrens

Kate Curiel

BBno$$

Youroth (alien): So explain to me again why you will be unavailable this weekend?

Alex (human): I'm going camping with some friends.

Youroth: Explain "camping"

Alex: We go into the woods, sleep in tents, eat s'mores, hang out by the fire-

Youroth: Is your home ok?

Alex: Huh? Yeah why wouldn't it be?

Youroth: So your going to live in the woods by choice?

Alex: Yeah it's fun. And it's only for a day our so.

Youroth: But... Why?

Alex: because it's a fun bonding experience. Families do it, friends do it, they even have summer camps for it.

Youroth: Summer camps are for the youth yes?

Alex: Yeah?

Youroth: You drag your young out the live in the woods?!

Alex: It's fun they enjoy it!

Youroth: but but-

Alex: I'm going camping I'll see you Monday.

(Alex stomps out of the room in exasperation)

(The two are preparing for an important social event.)

Alien Youroth (standing outside Alex's room wool decorated with gems) : Alex are you finished dressing? If you do not hurry we will be late.

Human Alex (from her room) : Yes yes just one second and I'll be out!

(Alex steps out of her room dressed in a deep blue pantsuit flecked with white. Their short black hair neatly framing their face. They had black lipstick on and emerald eyeshadow. The gems around their eyes matched the Jewel's in Youroth's wool.)

Youroth (Tail fanning out in appreciation): You look wonderful.

Alex (Blushing lightly) : and you look pretty err handsome err good ugh.

(Alex covers their face in embarrassment blushing profusely)

Youroth (eyes narrowing in concern) : Your color has changed are you ok.

Alex: I'm fine I'm fine.

Youroth: But you are red?

Alex: I'm just blushing its normal.

Youroth: what is blushing?

Alex: In moments of strong emotion blood will rush to humans faces and our faces will turn red.

Youroth: Emotions such as?

Alex (blushing harder) : Nothing

(Alex rushes out of the room leaving Youroth to follow them)

Youroth (shaking fel head): Humans.

[𝘼𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚: 𝙃𝙚𝙮 𝙮'𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙙 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙤𝙪𝙩! 𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙣! 𝙄 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙤 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙮𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩!]

𝘼𝙡𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝! 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙤 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙛𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙨!

Human Alex (Showing an alien around a city) :

That over there is a restaurant where people gather to eat, over here is a clothing store, and-

Alien Youroth (seeing a street performer) : why are they gathering?

Alex: Oh just a street performer.

Youroth: But why do they gather around the performer? Is it a celebration?

Alex: No they just want to hear the music.

Youroth: But do they not have responsibilities to attend to?

Alex: Probably not it's a Saturday so most people are on their day off.

(Alex goes to move on before noticing that Youroth is still starring)

Alex: Would you like to go closer?

(Youroth nods fel head)

(In front of the performer there are a few couples dancing to the upbeat folk music)

(Alex grabs Youroth's hand and pulls fet into a dance)

(They end up spending half the tour dancing and are late for an important meeting)