quarter-life crisis

happy blind nationalism and aggressive patriotism day!

don’t date someone who looks at a kid crying and rolls their eyes. more than likely they’ll do the same when you’re crying.

don’t spend time with anyone who thinks children shouldn’t be in public. kids live in the same world we do, they have a right to go see (age appropriate) movies the same as any adult.

don’t be that asshole who insists children are terrible when you’re terrible to them, too. kids have a right to not like people who treat them poorly. they don’t have to be polite to you because you’re an adult.

don’t be the dick who thinks of children as a hive mind or as having the same personality. kids are people… they’re just as varied in their personalities and opinions as any adult.

So still the heroes?

Yeah, looks like an improvement to me.

I’m totally fine with this tbh

Makes me feel happy that the world seems America this way honestly.

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

not to sound fucked up but i will never be completely at peace until my outer appearance is satisfactory to me

don’t force your dogs to be steampunk

it wasmt steampunk in 1908 it was just regular

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

get ‘em

I came across a reylo Gone With the Wind edit and I’m not even offended – honestly romanticizing the Confederacy is probably the best representation of the ship I’ve seen.

Me

The fuck all cops part ruined the theme of existentialism

cop detected

I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that the “nagging wife” sitcom stereotype is literally just “useless husband is incapable of doing his share of the housework despite being repeatedly asked” framed to demonize the woman