Cortex

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

god i wish i lived in minecraft

like imagine! u live in a little hut by the ocean and its a lil ugly but its ok because u have an awesome colorful flower garden n maybe a little farm and u can survive solely by eating like. apples. n other food u grow and have a pack of tamed wolves n ocelots AND parrots to keep you company and u can just spend ur days exploring far away but u can always make ur way back home and u never run out of resources n theres no pollution and its serene n simple and u can just….. exist…… in peace……..

and at night zombies chase you and in the morning an alien blows up your house

computer illiteracy pride flag

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

Xiaoin Showdown was an amazing fucking show and nobody will tell me otherwise

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

So fun

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

That she so is…

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This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track

Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB

This track is hard

I saw that someone who speaks Arabic took a stab at translating it and it turns out she’s basically doing a PSA about safe driving rules and I fell in love