Minigun for Maximum Pleasure

new hat

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night

Oh to be the prince's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending

oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince's personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23

this ended in a much more entertaining way than it started

Sicko mode

this is like people finding out the name of HP Lovecraft's cat all over again

So many people got in their feelings about this post. Hilarious.

THIS POST IS RAELLY PISSIN ME OFF LKFADGJDGIO

How have I been so blind

holy shit

What the absolute shit

Wake up America

OH GOOD LORD

@drukhari

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