hella gay shit yo

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

when you’re telling someone that you were on the wikipedia page for defunct US retail outlets and they’re like “why” and you suddenly realize that this is not someone you can successfully communicate with

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

This is a similar yet also opposite vibe to the fanfic writer who apologized for being late because she was getting married.

before spotify wrapped comes out, y’all gotta realize that i went through approximately 20 personality changes and am not responsible for whatever song i looped for seven hours