head: bees

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

my girlfriend is awesome because I was telling her about the 40k factions and how "there are no Good Guys" and after careful consideration she firmly rejected this notion and decided that the Tyranids are actually the good guys because they're trying to kill all these assholes and turn everything into Bug World

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

You don’t have to think you’re hot but other people inevitably are going to so you at least need learn to accept that perception with grace instead of falling back on self deprecation every time someone is brave enough to call you cute

i had a meet n greet with the anaesthesiologist for my top surgery and he said it’s his favourite procedure to work on because everyone who wants it is just so truly happy to be there, and i can’t stop thinking about this career that is 99% attending to various sadnesses miseries and woes and 1% having funny little dudes in dangerfield buttonups throwing themselves on the operating table like YEEHAW LET’S GOOOO

David Grossmann (American, 1984), In the Winter Dusk, 2022. Oil on linen over panel, 127 × 76.2 cm.

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

Encounter: junior league hockey god

This all makes perfect sense to me.

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

Wait, they are wearing matching sweaters

its not the year of the horse yet what r u all on

its the ass of the snake we r in the tail end of a snake year right now. year of the horse is in february dont get all gregorian on me now

ok now is a good time to be horseful