Much blog. Such Tumblr.

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

men are awful and perpetuate the patriarchy to the point it even happens in lgbt spaces. of course, there is only one group to blame, bisexual women,

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

A lunch of penis? Fuck, I’m agreed.

As much as I love mocking Anglo-Saxons, they did have some banger names.

Genuinely why is everyone 12 now.

The worst part is that everyone else being 12 is making me more 12 out of necessity. Like what do you mean my most very strongly held and controversial beliefs now include "cover your mouth when you cough that's yucky" and "it's good to be nice and bad to be mean. You shouldn't be mean to people." That's the shit they used to get mad at me on the playground for.

They teach you this shit on carebears man. They teach you this shit on the smurfs.

some elf bullshit happened

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else

old woman yuri