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Distress signal out of a Grineer mobile shipyard orbiting Deimos.
Phorid manifestation.
It is in everyone's best interest if it is quelled quickly.
What is exciting is how they react to me being the one who answers their SOS.
Troops tell tales of such long after the battle. There is fear. Awe, for those brave enough to utter such. Anger, frequently.
But the system has never seen a Tenno tell a lie, or to fall for one twice. When one offers aid, there is not a single thought of betrayal.
The first time I saw a Tenno for myself, I was half-mad with Infestation. They used Regor's experimental cure on me and freed my mind, if not my body.
Any Grineer, loyalist or defector, that fights alongside a Tenno will never forget what it's like
When the "Drifter" used my ship as their makeship camp, they left behind a floor mattress. I have no use for it, and limited storage. Would it be inappropriate to dispose of this.
Donate it to the Meridian. If it's gross I'll sleep on it.
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Perhaps a mask as well, then? Not of Grineer make, but if I am to be resigned to life as an urban legend I may as well look the part.
Hm. My attempt at humor makes me sound more bitter than I am.
Only downside of that plan? Tenno might get jealous if one not of them manages to become a legend in Ostron eyes.
Would make for quite the story, though.
I know that was meant to be a warning but it has only encouraged me

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Im at peace with being a charger but i wish i didn't look infested sometimes. I want to go shopping in Cetus but half of my body is covered in grey Meat Moss
Also I'm Grineer but i think they're familiar enough with the Meridian to recognize a defector.
They know of us, but their hate of Grineer runs deep. Cannot blame them for this. Have had easier visits wearing heavy canvas, hooded robes - not armor. Â
Suggest you disguise, Ostron are very wary of infections. Covering entirely might be your only means of peaceful entrance.  They will be suspicious, but better suspect than hostile; you would not be the first hooded figure theyâve seen. Suggest travel during sunrise, as the days get too hot for heavy clothing.
Perhaps a mask as well, then? Not of Grineer make, but if I am to be resigned to life as an urban legend I may as well look the part.
Hm. My attempt at humor makes me sound more bitter than I am.
Im at peace with being a charger but i wish i didn't look infested sometimes. I want to go shopping in Cetus but half of my body is covered in grey Meat Moss
Also I'm Grineer but i think they're familiar enough with the Meridian to recognize a defector.
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Forgot newbies arent used to the Me and accidentally scared the shit out of some. Sorry kids.
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i couldâve sworn i saw something about how nidusâ infestation is a different strain than, say, the infestation thriving on deimos. can anyone confirm or deny this, or do we just not know?
if nidus was created to control the infested, iâm guessing that either the original nidus (prime) was a) either extremely OP, or b) infected by a similar strain that doesnât corrupt its mind - but these are just theories, as far as we know
Okay so the lore on technocyte is stretched pretty fucking thin but there are like five known strains you can find in the origin system.
1. Ancient Orokin technocyte. Itâs literally what all Orokin technology was made of after the Old War. Literally all Oro tech that survived the Old War is made of semi-organic nanomachines and their byproducts.
2. Helminth Strain. This is the strain that created Nidus, and possibly (but not assuredly) all other warframes, along with a few less controlled bio-forms like the unique helminth charger. Helminth is also known to be able to repair and modify all warframes.
3. Tengusâ strain. Technically unnamed, but Tengusâ experiments are what caused the infested to resurge in the origin system after having been almost eradicated. Doctor Tengus is the most important NPC that has never appeared in game.
4. Mutalist Strain. Created by resident shitlord Alad V because he hadnât made the universe a hard enough place to live yet. It was Aladâs Mutalist strain that gave the infested their ability to assimilate machine entities like moas and ospreys.
5. The Gray Strain. This is what took over Deimos. We have almost no info on this strain except that it is considered distinct from the other strains. What is apparent about the modern Gray Strain is that it took over an entire planet and has existed long enough to evolve its own self-contained biosphere complete with infested plants, fish, predator-prey relationships, and a pair of Wyrms that battle each other for dominance over the hive mind.
thanks SO much for this explanation!
Sometimes I... don't like what I look like.
I've long since made peace with the fact I'm Infested. It's not something I can be "cured" from. But I can keep my mind and stay myself, and that's. That's the important part.
But Void. Sometimes...
I just don't like the staring.
Sometimes I... don't like what I look like.
Back in the day all you had to do was convince the executioner that you were right and theyâd usually take your side in the case.
Now convincing can be anywhere from a use of charisma, bribery, or if youâre like me, a clever use of Slut Tactics.
NOW though you have to like... PROVE SHIT. Like ugh EVERYONE KNOWS I killed him. I donât gotta prove shit. You know I did it, now take my money and give me a not guilty plea.
I would very much like to see you âââSlut tacticsâââ your way out of my justice, jellyfish.
OH SHIT HELLO
No, no, I am not âdeadâ. Did you hope I was? Nooo, no, not with Advanced Grineer Cybernetic technology. Things that Corpus or weaselly little traitors could only...dream of.
Oh my arenât you in rare form today...
Not really HOPING, but you know, I wouldnât say it hasnât been a thought if mine! And trust me, we have our own ways to prolong our lives, darling... Wouldnât be surprised if that was your inspiration!
Rare form, hmm??? That surprised Iâd bother a communication with you??? Perhaps I was bored, yes, very few Lizards now that their precious âEquinoxâ is now primed and ready for their slippery little hands.
Oh please, necessity is the cruel mother of invention. All you weak little Corpus have is profit motive, not life and death. My creations and tubemen will outlast you all.
Oho Tyl, my dear!
By the Void, we really need to do this more often. The atmousphere is just PRICKLING with excitement, donât you agree?
And yes, yes. Say what you will, but you CANNOT deny the thrill of copying a superior product. Trust me, itâs intoxicating.
Also I think youâre overlooking another, equally important, drive to the Corpus machine... The emulation of past glory. The Orokin, darling. And I donât think thatâs something you and your precious experiments will ever be able to create, let alone FATHOM.
Woah mamma mia cunt
Oh hello Sker what do you need
You were getting pretentious and it was making my head hurt
Oh poor baby!!!
I am going to bite you.
Do it, pussy.
[CHORMP]
Ow fuck my teeth I forgot you had robot legs
HA!
Dumb motherfucker I GOT YOUR ASS
I am now going to bite your middle.
Wait no
[Shakes head like a dog toy]

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The relay doctors got me a new anti infestation med that's on a sticky thing and it's a relief to not need to poke myself with sharp things but know I'm not going to eat everything organic in a 20 foot radius
Back in the day all you had to do was convince the executioner that you were right and theyâd usually take your side in the case.
Now convincing can be anywhere from a use of charisma, bribery, or if youâre like me, a clever use of Slut Tactics.
NOW though you have to like... PROVE SHIT. Like ugh EVERYONE KNOWS I killed him. I donât gotta prove shit. You know I did it, now take my money and give me a not guilty plea.
I would very much like to see you âââSlut tacticsâââ your way out of my justice, jellyfish.
OH SHIT HELLO
No, no, I am not âdeadâ. Did you hope I was? Nooo, no, not with Advanced Grineer Cybernetic technology. Things that Corpus or weaselly little traitors could only...dream of.
Oh my arenât you in rare form today...
Not really HOPING, but you know, I wouldnât say it hasnât been a thought if mine! And trust me, we have our own ways to prolong our lives, darling... Wouldnât be surprised if that was your inspiration!
Rare form, hmm??? That surprised Iâd bother a communication with you??? Perhaps I was bored, yes, very few Lizards now that their precious âEquinoxâ is now primed and ready for their slippery little hands.
Oh please, necessity is the cruel mother of invention. All you weak little Corpus have is profit motive, not life and death. My creations and tubemen will outlast you all.
Oho Tyl, my dear!
By the Void, we really need to do this more often. The atmousphere is just PRICKLING with excitement, donât you agree?
And yes, yes. Say what you will, but you CANNOT deny the thrill of copying a superior product. Trust me, itâs intoxicating.
Also I think youâre overlooking another, equally important, drive to the Corpus machine... The emulation of past glory. The Orokin, darling. And I donât think thatâs something you and your precious experiments will ever be able to create, let alone FATHOM.
Woah mamma mia cunt
Oh hello Sker what do you need
You were getting pretentious and it was making my head hurt
Oh poor baby!!!
I am going to bite you.
Do it, pussy.
[CHORMP]
Ow fuck my teeth I forgot you had robot legs
HA!
Dumb motherfucker I GOT YOUR ASS
I am now going to bite your middle.