#1 Complicated Wizard Enjoyer

I hope I'm not just a mutual to you, but someone you want to bring up in irl conversation so you have to awkwardly and cryptically say "my friend..." and refuse to elaborate on my origins or the origins of our friendships

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks

the elves in aramán are profoundly fucking sad. they're decaying. their people are completely unable to reproduce and they were created by the goddess of life. that feels like sylandri's real barrowdell. the elves as a dying people without her to sustain them.

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

Most unrealistic part of campaign 4 is Demodus getting a job in his field right out of school

fine i'll do it myself. make me the gaffer. i'll light the damn shows

Hating how Nolan's Odyssey looks on the basis of being into Classics, but chuds have made it a culture war thing, so now I'm fighting for my life arguing that the issue isn't that Nolan cast trans and black people as gods and heroes, it's that he cast those people and then put them in dogshit costumes