tade ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

spiderman dances to the beat

1. Kissing 😖

2. Touching 😳

3. Handjob 😵‍💫

4. Heterosexual penetrative sex 😵

"Bases" in 2025:

1. Spotify Playlist 🎵

2. Gay anal sex 😎

3. Cracking a cold one with the boys 🍻

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"