don't mind me

i hate men. as a class. this is not hyperbole. pay close attention to how men talk. even for a little bit. you'll hate them too

fda issued new statement “replace doomscrolling with dry humping “ sources had this to report 👉 “true”

some people would rather eat a stunning cunt, than do a cunning stunt

On porn sites searching up “character study” “ambiguity” “single take”

one must imagine sisyphus a little aroused by pushing the boulder

ugh fine. i'll go jerk off to something unethical and gross

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

heard a song in my dream last night with the lyrics ‘she got that junji ito pussy, a hole that was made for me’

Megan THEE Stallion would rap this.

they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

I draw porn but not any of that sick nasty perverted sicko misogynist fetish porn made by and for disgusting sicknasty pervert men my porn is so cute and wholesome and feminist and queer and liberated trust me it's not even porn it's erotica my erotica is a pure honest true expression of human passions and emotions and the pure chaste passions of feminist lesbian wombyns trust me you'll love it it's so liberating see for yourself *hands you a drawing of Snufkin sucking his own penis*