what’s your most petty reason that you could never own a certain breed of dog? and I mean PETTY. don’t give answers like “I think flat-faced dogs are unhealthy” or “doodles aren’t ethical to breed” I don’t give a shit that’s boring. give me the DUMB shit that no reasonable person would care about but you do.
like, me I can’t own any dog where I can see it’s butthole. if its tail is docked, screw tail, or carried over the back, get that shit out of here. I refuse. I don’t care if they’re perfect otherwise, hide your goddamn rectum.
me @ everyone who is badmouthing my beloved sighthounds and collies
Okay, let's go! I have so many petty little reasons for not wanting specific dog breeds, especially after working at a doggy daycare and interacting with a ton of different breeds
Flat faced breeds, because the thought of lying in bed at night listening to them breathing and grunting makes me want to become clinically insane
Dogs with folds, because those things (especially deep facial folds) get so NASTY, so quickly
Any dog breed that requires frequent haircuts and brushouts, because I can barely manage to keep up with my own hair maintenance, much less a whole nother living creature
Daschunds, because I feel like they have some of the worst breath of all dogs
Any kind of wire haired breed, because I can absolutely not stand the texture, I want a dog that's soft and nice to touch
I'll start this by saying I love dogs and have no problem meeting and being around any dogs like this, but wouldn't want to own them.
- Any small dog that I would damage by tripping over them. I am clumsy.
- Flat faced breeds. I can do without grunting and wheezing that sound like the little guy is struggling.
