What

WILL NEVER NOT LAUGH

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

New plan

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

New plan

Stunning.

Let’s be honest marvel did not fuck around at all

I like how the Hulk just goes straight to Bruce

THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THE COW RECOGNISES ITS OWN KIND ON HIS SHIRT HE DERIVES PLEASURE FROM SEEING ANOTHER COW’S FACE

from hate to  l o v e

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

de-lighted

can there be a thing called self insert day where everybody just draws themselves hanging out with their fave fictional characters and we all have a collective party so nobody feels self-conscious about posting self insert fanart online

omg this is gaining rapid notes and everybody seems so pumped for this. Can I pick a day and we actually do this?? um. um. How about June 27&28? Self insert weekend!!! that gives ppl three weeks to prepare!! (tag things as #self insert weekend if you actually do it cuz I wanna see your guys’ drawings hehe)

Love & Lesbians 🌈

We don’t know if they’re actually missing or if the post was made by an abuser looking for their victim.

log this

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for people who don’t know: Ronnie Radke is the former lead singer of Escape the Fate and is the current singer for Falling in Reverse. He’s been in legal trouble before for physically abusing his girlfriend but faced no serious consequences for his abusive behavior.