Imagine me, Adult with College Degree and Corporate Job and Put-Together Life, receiving a message that my tumblr account is 10 years old. Imagine the flashbacks, the memories of a long-forgotten Tumblr. The Mishapocalypse, Dashcon, and pizza (long live pizza). Ah, the days when Tumblr was my identity, my only social media. When my worst horror was the day my boss found my account (Yeah fuck you, Ryan). Imagine me, said Adult, realizing I havenât posted in two years and wondering when I became said Adult and grew out of tumblr. Holy Fuck, Iâm 27.
Anyways, Iâm still here, still alive. LLAP đ


















