Don't Panic

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

very funny to me that cas presumably watched dean dig himself out of his grave walk to that gas station all grave dirted up in a t shirt exploded everything in that gas station trying to introduce himself watched dean get bodily thrown around collapse in the fetal position and cover his ears while glass rained down upon him waited until dean was alone in his motel room and did it again

dean and bobby are like let’s summon this fucking thing. cas is like he is NOT perceiving my true visage. :/ time to pick up a radio salesman

The ninth doctor was so insane fr he was like I watched my planet get destroyed and I can't share this trauma with anyone. I will fix this by befriending a human girl and taking her to see her planet get destroyed. This is normal behaviour.

haha that's a nice starry-eyed ambition you've got there buddy. sure hope the narrative doesn't warp it into something ruthless and all-consuming

his eyes were coke zero brown

Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"

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fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

I'm doug dimmadoing my goddamn best out here, man