Prompts-and-Writing

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

she did that

If I don’t reblog this Puerto Rican ass mouse assume that I’m dead.

Of course Star Wars makes the best political point ever.

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

so what you're saying is Vulcan children's hospitals-

Theres this auction thing going on in the lunch room at work where people are selling off their collectibles. Someone put up 10th doctor, BBC Sherlock, and Castiel figures still sealed in the boxes for sale. All from the same person. I fucking know what you are 🫵

This person has since added a collectors figure of the serenity ship from Firefly. This guy is on this site somewhere where in the goddamn are you. I'll find you

Ive placed a bid on the Firefly model because its actually sick and I want it and on the little bidding sheet I named myself as "I like your shoelaces, Mr. President." If you think you can escape your past by selling it off youre dead wrong