I live for Glorious Butts.

me n the girls about to rob a bank

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? But you’re dummy thicc and the clap of your ass cheeks lead you into an imperial ambush. Same as us and that thief over there.

“They say Ulthicc Stormcloak murdered the high king… with his ass! Clapped him apart!”

me n my friend watching a slug we found on the sidewalk

My hobby is taking a picture and reducing it in quality so much until its 2 or 3 big blocks of color

my main goal is to blow up

and then act like i don’t know noboDY

I literally screeched.

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

Im fucking crying

I love this song.

When will they learn that when republicans talk about “cutting taxes” they ALWAYS mean “for the rich only”

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor